Dancing Naked.

 

 

I’d decided to be a nudist

I was young and the weather was nice

I spoke with Bella the Buddhist

Who said I should start that night

I jumped in my car and gunned it

I didn’t have to pack a thing

And once I’d finally done it

All I want to do is sing

 

I’m dancing naked

And I don’t give a damn

Turn around if you can’t take it

I’m perfect as I am

I’m dancing naked

You should do it too

It’s a lovely way to spend a day

And the sun’s so good for you

 

I knew this certain person

Who didn’t want to take the chance

But her condition worsened

So, I took her to the nudie dance

She was scared for just a minute

But quickly felt at ease

Now every song has her in it

And she’s swingin’ like a coconut tree

 

She’s dancing naked

And she don’t give a damn

Turn around if you can’t take it

She’s perfect as she am

She’s dancing naked

You should do it too

It’s a perfect way to spend a day

And the sun’s so good for you

 

Dancing naked ain’t a sin

Wearing what nature dressed you in

Tall or short, fat or thin

Each new breeze will make you grin

Such a waste to be a prude

Shake that antique attitude

Guaranteed to perk your mood

When you boogie in the nude

 

Let’s all dance naked

Like we don’t give a damn

Go away if you can’t take it

We’s perfect as we am

We all dance naked

And you should do it too

It’s the perfect way to spend a day

I swear it’s good for you

You’ll see it’s good for you

 

 

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